March 2012
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today i went to McDonalds and this little girl that was there dropped her fries on the ground and out of nowhere a black man with long dreads ran over and started to eat them off the floor
February 2012
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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